Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Lil Mama "Lip Gloss"



Listening intently for any sort of double meaning, but nope: the lip gloss is just popping. *Popping*. Between this and MIMS, it's a good moment for melody-free, ultra-literal hip-hop, isn't it?

(I also like that Lil Mama's mama calls her 'mama').

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Swizz f. Timjah & Struka

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Can you hook a brother up with a skillet









via magnum

Sensei



"why u talkin like Splinter didnt raise a whole generation wit ninja morals?"

Monday, April 09, 2007

Sorry Try Again Sorry

Anyone else like losing at banner-ad games (e.g. try and outknit saddam hussein, try and paint the lipstick on the floating lips, try and thumb-wrestle the skateboarding walrus, etc) on purpose?

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Hide

Dizzee Rascal "Sirens"



Whoa.

[found @ blenderblog]

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Get yr weight up



...and your hate up.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Chopped & Screwed



Well, it's no Dysonasaurus Rex, but...

By my senior year, Danny Gordon was my favorite thing about the Bard photo department. The first work of his I saw, early junior year, he'd photographed himself learning to fly in various landscapes - leaping so that his body was Superman-horizontal, and triggering the shutter at that moment.



A year later or so, he was playing around with a new idea: he photographed a deck of cards, card by card, actual size, then cut the photographed cards out, so that he had an ontologically unstable product - a photo of a jack of hearts that, use-value-wise, doubled nicely as a jack of hearts, period.

Huffa saw Danny's new stuff at the Armory show and reports that this meme has reached virtuoso heights.

Now he's photographing individual elements - a toe, a scalpel, a hospital dressing gown - printing them out, cutting them out, rearranging them into a collage/sculpture, and re-photographing the result:



There's a great simultaneous motion that Huffa identifies in the operating-room image above - between various forms of representation (photograph, sculpture, collage), various media (chemical, halftone, digital) - and a fragmentary charge that's dramatized nicely by seeing part of a figure bloody, askew and under the knife.

Danny Gordon has a solo show opening at Zach Feuer May 24. This is exciting.

Sunday, April 01, 2007

FATAL GUN BOULDERS



Unlimited Chirp has been dormant for unacceptable stretches, and it is time for Unlimited Chirp to step it up on the haters.

At blender.com, Andrews found what he was looking for: A recent, glowing review Weiner had written about Beyoncé's B'Day album.

"I wasn't surprised," Andrews says. "He probably likes "American Idol' and crap like that."





Beyonce "Since U Been Gone" Fatal Gun Boulders 4EVA

Chyes, Michael



In other news, I've been meaning to make a post like this for a while:

All hail the Knight Rider theme, one of the best songs of all time. Witness (nothing you haven't heard before, but in ALL MICHAEL KNIGHT CONTEXT, MICHAEL:

A Certain Ratio "Do the Du, Michael"



Knight Rider Theme, Michael



Timbaland & Magoo "Clock Strikes Remix" (NO TIMBALAND OR MAGOO EDIT, MICHAEL)



Busta Rhymes "Fire It Up Remix, Michael" (MICHAEL, REMEMBER WHEN BUSTA WAS NOT A JOYLESS BRUISER AND MADE VIDEOS LIKE THE MALE MISSY ELLIOTT AND ALSO DAMN THIS SHIT WAS A NON-ALBUM REMIX AND IT GOT A ZILLION DOLLAR VIDEO; YOU CAN TELL YOUR GRANDKIDS YOU REMEMBER WHEN EDIT, MICHAEL)



Jay-Z & Panjabi MC "Beware, Michael, Remix"



Now even indie-rockers are getting in on it, or at least on the bassline:

Yacht "See a Penny (Pick It Up)" [right click, save as, via hypemachine]

Y-U-P-P-I-E-!-!



Yesterday it's sunny and high fifties in NYC but a. I'm delayed in leaving my house because I'd rather lexis-nexis consumer reports on Dyson DC07 vacuum cleaners and then b. comparison shop at bestbuy.com and circuitcity.com etc and c. plunk down $379.99 at bestbuy.com and arrange in-store pickup and finally leave the house and walk around lower broadway which is a hellhole filled with people basically doing the non-virtual version of what I was doing at Uniqlo and d. all I can think about is picking up my vacuum cleaner and e. going back home and vacuuming.

This is what weekends are now. They are voids and I fill them with vacuums.