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ALL DAY EVERY DAY REAL TALK RIFF TALK DIPSET SKULL GANG PITCHFORK GANG
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From now on, until about 2 p.m., Unlimited Chirp will be known as the Real Falafel Place Reviewer.
1. Kebab Cafe, Steinway Avenue, Astoria, NY
The veg. platter is excellent here, the falafels on the harder, dryer side of the spextrum, but harder and dryer by design, so as to complement the homemade hummus and swiss chard grilled to a soaking crisp (it's possible!) with olive oil.
2. Hovan, Lenox Square Mall, Atlanta, GA
Some would-be Falafel Place Reviewers would have you believe that falafel starts and stops within the three block radius surrounding their $1432/mo. rent stabilized former SRO apartments but the Real Falafel Place Reviewer is here to tell you that next to a Sbarro's or something in the Lenox Square Mall is a great place for falafel.
3. Hummus Place, St. Marks Place, NY, NY
The would-be Falafel Place Reviewer was right about this place though - it's good
4. Cafe Rakka, Also St. Marks Place, NY, NY
Years ago, my friend R. was in here with his girlfriend H., who'd never been, and when my man behind the counter asked her if she'd like hot sauce on her falafel sandwich she said yes, at which point R. piped in, "I would too" and My Man Behind the Counter shot him a look that said "I KNOW YOUR SANDWICH" and then he said, "I know your sandwich." The would-be falafel place reviewer's sandwich? This guy was like ???? WTF???
5. Pita Pan, 7th Avenue, Brooklyn, NY
Here the falafels come in pita wraps, and this is actually the best falafel sandwich i've had consistently. Also the hibiscus iced tea is recommended as are the various furniture, muffin, and juice stores of 7th avenue. 3,2,1 - PS. 321 --> CURTIS!! CONNECT HOLLER!!
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